I wasn't invited to any viewing parties for the State of the Union last night (whomp-WHOMP). So instead I streamed it live from BarackObama.com on my MacBook Air and made out with a bar of Mast Brothers Chocolate.
The red, white and blue wrapping was purely coincidental. The almond shards, dusting of sea salt and creamy dark chocolate—moan-worthy. Seriously. Everything about this bar was superior, from the cracking sound it made with each successive square I broke off, to the slow-melting mouthfeel that lingered like a well-planted kiss.
Delicious as it was, however, it was hard-pressed to combat the bitter taste left after our President suggested fracking as an alternative to energy dependency on other nations. "Clean" fracking doesn't really exist, sir.
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